Butter. Prove us wrong. I dare you.

So, having a discussion about butter, the thought came up. Butter. We cannot think of a single thing that is not better with butter. Real butter, not that oil/corn wtf-ever shit you call ick margarine. So, prove us wrong. How Bacon loses out. We can think of several things it does not make better. Don't get me wrong, I love bacon, but... Bacon + tea. IN the tea. Bacon + coffee. IN the coffee. There are more, but let me leave it to you. SHOW me what butter does NOT go with. Personal choices will be different as to bacon, my love: she would not have bacon on, or around, citrus, banana (she doesn't like 'em)...it is hard but... BUTTER. Let us get back to that. Nothing is not better with butter. Tea (especially with a bit o' rum and cinnamon). BETTER. Prove us wrong.